so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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