is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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