some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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