Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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