I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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