Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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