I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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