Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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