so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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