"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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