Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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