how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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