yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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