Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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