yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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