There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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