margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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