omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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