where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We left an ass print on the piano.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
