Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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