i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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