What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
