Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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