I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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