oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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