I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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