Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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