erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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