Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
