Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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