I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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