You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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