awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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