I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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