Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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