Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize