singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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