Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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