One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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