so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Randomize
