What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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