Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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