If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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