he thought i was a dude.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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