WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish my penis had an off switch
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize