its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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