That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
