why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
