She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
