David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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