College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She told me I should be a condom model.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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