Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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