She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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