The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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