you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
well most of my day revolves around power hour
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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