You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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