YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Randomize
